I decided to be a little silly and write a poem from the viewpoint of an optimistic little Darkmare, who eventually changes his tune..
Hope this makes you laugh a little.
The Darkmare's Stroll
It's been a little while and I'm feeling pretty swell,
I think I'll venture out and visit the Citadel.
This evening walk is nice, through the Chasm of Souls,
Next time I'll invite Kigdish, to join me on these little strolls.
What's that I hear, one of those dreamers coming near...
This time I'll try to speak and hopefully, cause no fear.
"Aieka dorf....."
Dreamer has just smacked you.
Darkmare screams, clearly beginning to weaken!
Dreamer has just smacked you.
Darkmare appears heavily damaged!
Dreamer has just smacked you.
Darkmare seems very near dissolution!!
You have been defeated by Dreamer.
I don't understand, maybe they didn't see,
I just wanted to say hi and ask if they'd talk to me.
I'll give it another chance, I'll give it another try,
And maybe this time, we'll see things eye-to-eye.
Back up to Chasm, I'm ready to be brave,
I sense the dreamer is waiting in the Little Cave.
"Pracie, dorf...."
Dreamer has just smacked you.
Darkmare screams, clearly beginning to weaken!
Dreamer has just smacked you.
Darkmare appears heavily damaged!
Dreamer has just smacked you.
Darkmare seems very near dissolution!!
You have been defeated by Dreamer.
It's clear that my words are not getting through,
And at this point, I really don't know what to do.
I'll make one more journey, but my temper is growing short,
If the dreamer hits me again, I may come back with an escort.
Oh no, what's this! I'm surrounded by a crowd!
Their aiming chaks and arts and getting pretty loud.
Dreamer has just smacked you.
Darkmare screams, clearly beginning to weaken!
Dreamer has just smacked you.
Darkmare appears heavily damaged!
Dreamer has just smacked you.
Darkmare seems very near dissolution!!
You have been defeated by Dreamer.
I'm done, I give up, I can't take this anymore.
I'm too tired to go back out there; even my moral is sore.
Those dreamers need to be shown a lesson, as they're acting pretty SICKO!
I have just the answer - HEY PICCO!