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Re: Funnies - Hael Frost 4 the Win!!

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We played the game where each person adds a sentence to a story....edited, but with some silliness left in.....
without further ado...
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You Say: An old woman was on her way home, suddenly an armadillo jumped out from the bushes and said...Hey......

20:18:41: >Golah purses his mouth trying not to laugh
20:18:58: >Cianne looks at Dimitri..and tries to bow..but falls over and rolls down the steps.....aw...crap
20:19:01: >Arlyana Jax: Strawberry down!
20:19:17: >Cianne grumbles and crawls back up
20:19:19: Arlyana Jax: Strawberry down!
20:19:20: >Anasina gasps at Cianne!
20:19:22: >Cianne flails and rolls from one side to the other trying to get up
20:19:31: >Arlyana Jax dusts Cianneberry off

20:19:35: Dimitri Raith: "I am obviously nothing more than a talking armadillo and certainly not a prince or anything of the sort."

20:21:19: Arnaya: "So, by no means you attempt to Kiss. In fact..." the armadillo scowled at the woman before speaking again....

20:24:57: Avayla: "In fact, the prince is hiding somewhere near here, but you must preform a silly ritual to bring him out!"

20:25:59: Arlyana Jax: "You must, while hopping on the three middle toes of your left foot, sing an operatic aria while eating marshmallows!"

20:26:54: Aileron: The woman looks to the armadillo with a raised brow. "Well at least tell me you brought the marshmallows? All I have in my basket are pies!"

20:27:53: >Anasina : The armadillo looked at her oddly, "Well of course not, you silly woman! Why would an armadillo carry marshmellows? You have to go on a grand adventure to get them! You must go to...

20:29:15: Cupid: "You must go to the store directly behind you and purchase them. And while you're in there... score me a pack of menthols and a forty of vodka. I wanna keep it romantic."

20:29:19: >Anasina giggles!
20:29:23: >Arlyana Jax laughs
20:29:32: >Purple Lace laughs
20:29:34: >Cianne laughs
20:29:35: >Cianne looks to Kelos
20:29:45: >Arnaya laughs lightly
20:29:45: >Nathan looks at Najerv, "Harry the Horron! "
20:29:50: Arlyana Jax whispers: Cupid has an....odd sense of romance
20:30:00: You whisper to Arlyana Jax: indeed......
20:30:09: >Arlyana Jax quirks an eyebrow

20:30:45: Kelos: But the old lady said....I don't have any money....I spent it all at the the all night male strip club...
20:30:45: >Anasina snickers!!!
20:30:55: >Arnaya bursts out laughing
: >Arlyana Jax looks between Aileron and Kelos "You two switch brains?"

20:31:54: Purple Lace: So the armadillo mutters to himself and crawls over to the store. He picks up marshmallow, methols and drags a huge bottle of vodka over to the counter. He looks up to the storekeeper and points a finger at him and says....

20:32:07: >Cianne chuckles..looks up to Hael

20:32:12: Hael Frost: "I bet this isn't even the weirdest shit you've seen...working retail and all..." :lol: :lol: :!:

20:32:39: >Purple Lace laughs hard!
20:32:48: >Cianne laughs and falls over
20:32:49: >Arnaya laughs brightly
20:32:56: Purple Lace: good job, Hael!!!!
20:32:59: >Cianne mutters...crap...flailing her arms again
20:32:59: >Anasina laughs!!
20:33:00: >Cupid grins widely at Hael Frost.
20:33:01: >Avayla snickers
20:33:07: You Say: ok!! That is a great place to end it!!
20:33:13: >Hael Frost curtseys. "Thank you. Thank you."
20:33:17: >Cianne claps soundly for everyone
20:33:18: >Purple Lace applauds soundly
20:33:31: >Cianne chuckles, eyeing Hael...full of surprises there missy
20:33:41: >Arlyana Jax laughs and applauds
20:33:45: >Avayla clacks her nails together as she claps.
20:33:45: >Arnaya applauds, releasing a shriek that sounds oddly like a high whistle
20:33:47: >Anasina claps, bouncing on her toes, little wings flapping!
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Re: Funnies

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ROFLOL!!!!!!!! Grandma Jo!!!

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I choked on my G & T!! :lol:
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Grandma Jo Gets Her Man!

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16:09:32: >Cianne skids to a halt
16:09:34: You Say: Gramma!!
16:09:44: Description of Grandma Jo: Her skin wrinkled, her hair is pearly white, she carries a cane in one hand and a cigar in the other, she speaks with a lisp
16:09:47: >Grandma Jo leans back in her rocker and rocks back and forth, puffing her cigar
16:09:55: Grandma Jo: oh hey hunny
16:10:02: You Say: I brought you a visitor!
16:10:07: >Cianne hooks her thumb to Cupid
16:10:15: >Cianne snickers
16:10:20: >Grandma Jo lowers her head, pulling down her bifocals
16:10:26: You Say: he's cute eh??
16:10:33: Grandma Jo: come here sunny
16:10:33: Cupid: Well heck 'n' darn tootin' now gamgam, y'alls be back here to finds you-self anothah mate, I be reckonin'?
16:10:36: Grandma Jo: can't see that far
16:10:41: You Say: you heard her cupid! get a goin!
16:10:50: >Cianne scoots him across the room
16:11:01: >Grandma Jo taps her cane on the floor 'come on now, dont keep an old coot waiting'
16:11:05: You Say: she cant see ya!
16:11:06: >Najerv Torek chuckles "20 evokes of recall at 49"
16:11:12: >Cianne chuckles
16:11:18: Grandma Jo: spin around you hot whipper snapper
16:11:24: >Najerv Torek chuckles
16:11:31: >Grandma Jo smacks Cupid on the rear, she hoots and hollars
16:11:43: Cupid: You wants a bein' look up my poop-chute dere, gam?
16:11:47: >Najerv Torek laughs
16:11:48: >Cianne claps
16:11:52: >Cupid groans quietly.
16:11:59: Grandma Jo: turn around hunny
16:12:16: >Jade pulls out a red hat coated in shiny sequins. The brim is lined with puffy white cotton, with a matching bouncing cotton ball at the tail of the hat. She walks up and places it on trancing Ana's head.
16:12:21: Cupid: Y'alls know I gots dem sturdy, land-workin' hands, I do indeedy.
16:12:28: Najerv Torek: Jade is that all you have?
16:12:36: Jade: Nope, I have a bag of hats.
16:12:53: >Najerv Torek chuckles
16:12:57: >Grandma Jo runs her cane down Cupid's chest "ain't too shabby" she chops her teeth towards him
16:13:04: >Cianne laughs
16:13:34: Cupid: Yous wantin' me to dust out y'alls nether-places?
16:13:37: You Say: oh ew!
16:13:49: Grandma Jo: hold on hunny
16:13:56: A newly awakened dreamer, Sanguine, has entered this plane in Union of the Covenant
16:14:01: >Najerv Torek pulls out a brush and black paint as he paints a full beard and an eyepatch around her left eye
16:14:11: Cupid: I'm jumpin' dat lil ol' gun, now ain't I?
16:14:14: >Grandma Jo backs her big rear back against the wall and wags it back and forth 'gots an itch back there"
16:14:19: Najerv Torek: then paints a large staff with two chakrams at the bottom of it
16:14:46: >Najerv Torek chuckles
16:14:55: Jade: She's going to hurt you.
16:15:06: Cupid: I done heard dem hem-a-loids ain't nuttin holy, no sir.
16:15:12: >Anasina blinks, shaking her head rapidly, hat shaking a bit as she does.
16:15:15: >Najerv Torek chuckles "Not in the sanc!"
16:15:16: >Grandma Jo sits back down in her rocker, she taps one knee "sit hunny"
16:15:19: >Cianne laughs
16:15:24: Anasina: Hiiiii everyone who entered while I was trancing!
16:15:33: >Cianne watches with amusement
16:15:36: Najerv Torek: welcome back ana
16:15:37: >Cupid sits gently on Grandma Jo's ample leg.
16:15:48: You whisper to Anasina: I found gramma a man!
16:15:51: You Say: ah young love!
16:16:03: >Grandma Jo smothers Cupid in tight against her chest, she rocks him back and forth while grinnin like a possum
16:16:14: >Anasina giggles at Cianne, then blinks, "Why does my eye feel heavy?", before wiping at it... then squints at everyone.
16:16:20: >Jade chants in a singsong fashion, "As you sat - I placed a hat - that will surely Protect you from the pesky trancy-cat!"
16:16:37: Najerv Torek: mjust be that rat
16:16:44: >Cupid smiles contentedly as he suffocates just slightly in the mounds of flesh.
16:16:52: Grandma Jo: goodness gracious hunny, I ain't had this much excitments in a long time
16:16:56: >Anasina meeps, reaching onto her head, then giggling at the hat!
16:17:11: Anasina: Awww, hattyyyyyyy! ...Now who painted my face, oh poety-Jade?
16:17:29: >Anasina grins teasingly at her.
16:17:32: Cupid: Gamma... Jo... mmffmm... yous be..mmff.. givin' .. dis here... god o' love... a real.. mmfmfmm.. lesson, yes sir...!
16:17:36: Jade: Not me!
16:17:40: Jade: I don't use paints...anymore.
16:17:52: Najerv Torek: ana you might wanna move away fromthe copulating couple
16:17:55: >Grandma Jo stands up, she pulls Cupid with her dancing across the floor, her feeble head wabbles as her hips move
16:18:25: Anasina: ...I hang out at HC, Najerv! It's fine! Seen much worse!
16:18:38: Anasina: However!
16:18:42: >Anasina points to her eye, looking at Najerv.
16:18:51: Grandma Jo: whew this old coots tired
16:18:59: Najerv Torek: Cianne is the one who paints
16:19:10: >Grandma Jo grabs Cupid by the wrist and drags him back over to her rocker
16:19:11: Anasina: You're in trouble! If Jade didn't do it, and Cianne was busy...!
16:19:19: >Cianne claps with glee
16:19:22: Jade: Yeah, that's true, Naj.
16:19:26: >Jade laughs.
16:19:37: Najerv Torek: who said i wasnt busy with tasks? Im a busy body
16:19:41: Grandma Jo: you cute hunny
16:19:42: Cupid: I's allllll yours purty lady.
16:19:44: Anasina: Most of your tasks are done!
16:19:48: Najerv Torek: yeah but the two that are not
16:19:55: >Najerv Torek grins
16:19:56: Anasina: Mmmhm. Mmmmmmhm! I'm watching you!
16:20:05: >Najerv Torek pats tom on the back "Tom will vouch for me!
16:20:18: >Najerv Torek laughs
16:20:18: >Anasina squints her eyes, then douses herself with resilience to remove the paint.
16:20:22: Your senses return to normal.
16:20:23: Grandma Jo: oh mercy's, finally gots me a mans
16:20:34: You Say: well this is the cutest thing I've ever seen!
16:20:39: Anasina: They ARE adorable!
16:20:48: >Anasina giggles!
16:20:53: >Grandma Jo nods her wobbly head to Cupid
16:20:58: Najerv Torek: he is about to clean her cave of mares
16:21:01: You Say: you do! and a fine ine at that Gramma!
16:21:04: >Cupid flexes his feminine muscles.
16:21:11: You Say: fine ONE too
16:21:13: Cupid: A proper fine lady!
16:21:44: >Cupid waves to everyone as he slides through the portal.
16:21:58: >Grandma Jo claps her hands together, her shoulders bouncing "hot diggity dog"
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Re: Funnies

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Aileron: love..you are kind of a whore
Anasina: No no! Honey, none of you pay me.
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Re: Funnies

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21:24:13: Lu Chaos: It's just I have a longer period than many others.
11:11:28: Purple Lace: Frayed logic
11:11:39: You Say: no
11:11:43: You Say: Freyed logic

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Re: Funnies

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fr3y wrote:21:24:13: Lu Chaos: It's just I have a longer period than many others.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Funnies

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20:22:35: You Say: I can taste poison. dina may be coming.
11:11:28: Purple Lace: Frayed logic
11:11:39: You Say: no
11:11:43: You Say: Freyed logic

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Re: Funnies

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Coraal: That moment when research discussion becomes carnal adult therapy.
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Dimitri Raith: You know how witty banter sometimes skirts the line between decency and lewdness to maintain it's humor?
Uthanatos: there's a line?
Arnaya: There's a line?
Dimitri Raith: I can always count on you lot to just obliterate the line.
>Arlyana Jax curses under her breath
>Arnaya laughs brightly
>Dimitri Raith smirks.
>Uthanatos grins
You Say: Why am I always the mature one?
Uthanatos: because you have the ruler's crest?
Hael Frost: I'm not?
>Coraal laughs softly
>Nathan scratches his head and shrugs, clearly oblivious to whats going on.....
Uthanatos: we were taught how to be guardians by Ail
Arnaya: I'm glad our efforts have been noticed. It always kinda sucks when you work on hard on something like that and no one pays attention
>Arnaya grins playfully at Dimitri
>Arlyana Jax just shakes her head
Uthanatos: love, you can work on something hard as much as you want, after all, practice makes perfect
>Arnaya grins mischeviously at Uthanatos
Dimitri Raith: Arlyana, when I am the one pointing out that we left the line so far behind that you must squint to see it, there is a bit of a problem.
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Re: Funnies

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17:22:34: You Say: I love me some Dina. She's the last of her kind, a grizzled samurai with a great @$$.
11:11:28: Purple Lace: Frayed logic
11:11:39: You Say: no
11:11:43: You Say: Freyed logic

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Re: Funnies

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fr3y wrote:17:22:34: You Say: I love me some Dina. She's the last of her kind, a grizzled samurai with a great @$$.
Wtf lol
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00:03:49: Frey whispers: i see a parakeet in that wall.. and alady laying down nursing at its teat
00:03:49: >Frey watches closely
00:04:11: You whisper to Frey: what the ****?

:shock: :shock: :shock:
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Re: Funnies

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I worry about Frey and any bird comments now...
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Re: Funnies

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Ok I figured it would end there, but it didn't lol.

00:03:49: Frey whispers: i see a parakeet in that wall.. and alady laying down nursing at its teat
00:03:49: >Frey watches closely
00:04:11: You whisper to Frey: what the ****?
00:06:12: Frey: it might be a bad time.. but does anyone else see a lady nuirsing at a parakeets tit in that picture ?
00:06:45: You Say: i'm not even answering your question dear
00:06:56: Arlyana Jax: You and birds worry me Frey
00:10:41: Frey whispers: ok see the dark squares ? the second from the left.. the circle at the top middle is a bird head
00:11:39: Frey whispers: the diagonal line up from the bottom left toward up and right is the lady laying down

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
The picture he is talking about in Lower Cairn.
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Re: Funnies

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I don't see ANY of that. What in the world! :lol: :lol:
23:48:24: Laviticas: (( I am going to ****ing say this now because I will not be back in the stupid game.)

22:44:20: >Jawsman evokes his own dreamquake, which is bigger than Magnilia's dreamquake.
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Re: Funnies

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OMFG, so he messages me on FB with this...
Image

Frey:
a is the parrot head
b is the nursing lady and c is where its waving its wing like e "hell yeah this is awesome"
please tell me how so i can sleep
Me:
i think you are delusional lol
Frey:
just.... tell... me
Me:
tell you what? you are messed in the head?
Frey:
i think you see it and feel stupoid now it was so obvious
how do i post an image
Me:
not telling you!
Frey:
i see the image button
dude !
please pretty please
Me:
i'm already posting it and this convo LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Frey:
fix my typos this time
Frey:
i suppose you dont see yoda in this chicks hair either
ill talk to you tomorrow, ASS
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OMG I haven't laughed like this in a long time. Sorry the typos make it even better, so I left them! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Funnies

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I am now wondering if this is why he messaged me in the middle of the night to come in game. I wouldn't be surprised :lol: :lol:
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Re: Funnies

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Posted for Frey

Image

I totally see it now :lol:
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Re: Funnies

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I make my case using state of the art technology to enhance the image.


I'm vindicated, thank you tember.
Nyaah ! dina


and thats TOTALLY yoda, don't even front.
11:11:28: Purple Lace: Frayed logic
11:11:39: You Say: no
11:11:43: You Say: Freyed logic

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Re: Funnies

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:lol: @ Tember

Zenny never has a dull moment when she is with her husband! :lol:
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Re: Funnies

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I actually do see it now. :o
23:48:24: Laviticas: (( I am going to ****ing say this now because I will not be back in the stupid game.)

22:44:20: >Jawsman evokes his own dreamquake, which is bigger than Magnilia's dreamquake.
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Re: Funnies

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Don't tell him that! We all need to act like we don't and drive him nuts!

I still don't see the "tit" part though or should I say "teat"...
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Re: Funnies

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Thank you, Jade.
11:11:28: Purple Lace: Frayed logic
11:11:39: You Say: no
11:11:43: You Say: Freyed logic

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Re: Funnies

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Dimitri Raith: For once, I took the high road with my humor. Someone should credit me for that.
Frey: they didnt hear you from the low road.
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Re: Funnies

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13:26:53: Coraal: Good afternoon, dear
13:26:55: You Say: hi there sweet cheeks!
13:27:04: >Coraal chuckles
13:27:09: Coraal: How fare your dreams today, trouble?
13:27:16: You Say: they gettin sweeter??
13:27:16: >Vee giggles
13:27:19: You Say: trouble! bite yo tongue child!
13:27:38: >Coraal laughs softly, his grin mischevious
13:27:41: >Vee makes a display of her crest with exagerrated movements
13:27:54: Coraal: With Elms around, my cheeks are constantly glowing with sticky...sweetness
13:28:01: You Say: look what they gone and done to me!
13:28:07: >Coraal nods, nods
13:28:12: Coraal: Indeed! Congratulations on being conscripted. You're in it now!
13:28:23: >Vee oh honey! that was a whoooooooooole lotta info I didnt be needin' to know!
13:28:29: >Vee giggles
13:28:42: >Coraal rolls his eyes with a chuckle, taking on her accent
13:28:43: Coraal: Puh-leeeze
13:28:47: >Vee smirks
13:29:08: You begin evoking House Members
13:29:10: Ubiquitus is currently in Cenotaph of Dread
13:29:11: Coraal: If I have to be subject to seeing your ample bits and pieces flying all about, you can stand for a comment or two about my Elms
13:29:19: >Coraal winks
13:29:20: You Say: hey now! aint my fault the good lord blessed me EXTRA!
13:29:48: >Vee makes a sizzling sound touching a fingertip to her butt cheek
13:30:02: Coraal: No blame in my game, sweetheart. But you gotta admit that those blessings are VERY prominent
13:30:19: You Say: well I sho nuff aint gonna HIDE em am I?, sweet cheeks!
13:30:46: >Vee giggles
13:30:49: >Coraal laughs
13:30:53: >Coraal gestures at her clothing
13:30:56: Coraal: Hence the attire
13:30:59: You Say: speakin a that
13:31:14: >Vee holds her hands on her hips
13:31:23: >Coraal raises an eyebrow
13:31:24: Coraal: Yes?
13:31:26: You Say: know what I hadda do last dream?
13:31:33: Coraal: Do I want to inquire?
13:31:44: You Say: don't make no never mind if ya does or ya DONT, I'm gone tell ya!
13:32:07: >Coraal grins
13:32:23: Coraal: Do proceed
13:32:27: You Say: I hadda go tit DEEP in the sewers yesterday, wearin this!!
13:32:33: >Vee motions again from top to bottom
13:32:41: >Coraal chuckles
13:32:46: Coraal: You say this as though this situation is somehow my fault?
13:32:54: You Say: aint made for wallowin through the shit , that fo DAMN sho sweet cheeks!
13:33:05: >Coraal nods
13:33:12: Coraal: Indeed
13:33:14: You Say: thing was floatin up round my pits!
13:33:20: >Vee tries to scold but bursts out in giggles
13:33:33: Coraal: You would prefer a catsuit?
13:33:37: >Coraal laughs
13:33:39: You Say: CAT suit!! you think I'm a gone try to cram my girls in LATEX!?!? aint happenin sweet cheeks!
13:34:10: >Coraal pffts and rolls his eyes
13:34:21: >Vee waves a hand as she giggles
13:34:26: You begin evoking House Members
13:34:27: Your House Members level has increased!
13:34:29: Ubiquitus is currently in Cenotaph of Dread
13:34:29: Coraal: Oh please. Catsuits are not always made of latex
13:34:29: You Say: they is! if yer Cat woman!
13:34:45: Coraal: And those fabrics are completely stain resistent
13:34:48: Coraal: Are you Cat Woman?
13:34:56: >Vee giggles and nods...true dat!
13:34:59: >Coraal tilts his head left to right, looking for a tail or something else that might indicate a cat being
13:35:10: You Say: no! I aint! no more Cat woman than you's the HULK....although..
13:35:37: >Vee glances down to your package....maybe you IS
13:35:47: >Vee giggles
13:35:49: >Coraal has absolutely no idea what she's talking about but is nodding and smiling all the same
13:35:52: >Coraal blushes a bit, moving some hair to cover up that particular part of his anatomy
13:36:11: Coraal: Now, now, dear. My eyes are up here
13:36:17: >Vee giggles
13:36:25: >Coraal holds a hand by his junk and points upwards towards his face
13:36:26: You Say: so they is!
13:36:27: You Say: hi honey!
13:36:33: >Vee smiles radiantly at LadySilver
13:36:42: >Coraal inclines his head to Silver
13:36:43: Coraal: Good afternoon, sister
13:36:46: LadySilver: hey vee congrats
13:36:54: >Vee pulls LadySilver into a tight hug, smothering her with her bosom
13:37:07: >LadySilver hugs her
13:37:14: You Say: thanks honey!
13:37:17: LadySilver: looks good on ya
13:37:31: LadySilver: coraal!
13:37:46: You Say: they done talked me into it, was too hard to say no, but I reckon it's a good fit
13:37:49: >Coraal gives a start
13:37:57: Coraal: It's Vee's fault!
13:38:02: >Coraal points at Vee
13:38:04: >Vee giggles
13:38:07: LadySilver: all that matters is you are happy
13:38:09: >LadySilver smiles
13:38:19: You Say: aint nothing you done MY fault sweet cheeks, mind!
13:38:19: Coraal: I swear, sister
13:38:24: Coraal: Her ample bosom's knocked over your cupcake jar
13:38:31: Coraal: I was nowhere near it!
13:38:34: Coraal: Promise!
13:38:36: >Vee giggles
13:38:38: >Coraal crosses his heart
13:38:41: >LadySilver laughs
13:38:47: You Say: for a honky boy who's lovin up on another one, you sho nuff lookin and commentin on my girls a LOT!
13:39:14: >Vee giggles
13:39:16: >Coraal glances at Vee, giving a pointed look with a raised brow and sardonic tone
13:39:38: Coraal: Honey...those things are all *anyone* can look at
13:39:46: You Say: you just jelly!
13:40:05: >Vee giggles
13:40:07: >Vee looks at LadySilver , still giggling
13:40:35: >Coraal laughs at Vee
13:40:49: Coraal: My dear...I have more than enough "ample" issue of my own to be jealous of you. And Elms? Well....
13:41:06: >Vee covers her ears...LA LA LA LA LAAAAA!!!!!
13:41:27: >Coraal whispers something to LadySilver
13:41:28: >Coraal blows a kiss to Vee, "Now who's...erm...jelly?"
13:41:43: >Coraal nods to Silver
13:42:01: >Vee looks over....Cant hear a WORD white bread!
13:42:16: LadySilver: i was dreamign for thirteen hour straight
13:42:17: >Vee giggles
13:42:20: >Coraal blinks
13:42:25: Coraal: Sister
13:42:27: LadySilver: three hours ago
13:42:29: Coraal: I can't decide if thats dedication or insanity
13:42:37: >Coraal grins at Sil
13:42:39: >Vee removes her hands
13:42:46: You Say: Damn honey!!

Break.

13:46:27: LadySilver: have you seen lace
13:46:28: Coraal: Not today, no
13:46:33: Coraal: Only Vee
13:46:48: LadySilver: well he has alot on his plate at once but he is doing okay
13:46:49: Coraal: And her ginormous planetary bosoms
13:46:49: LadySilver: added a whole new deminsion to your dreams eh coraal?
13:47:20: >LadySilver grins
13:47:23: >Coraal points at Vee
13:47:27: You Say: One track mind! Wait till I see yo Boo, I'm gone tell him you was all up in my shit!!
13:47:33: Coraal: Take a look and your mind will also expand
13:47:33: >Vee giggles
13:47:35: >Coraal laughs at Vee
13:47:40: LadySilver: i have a set hun
13:47:46: Coraal: Honestly, dear. I've seen more of your...stuff...than I care to admit
13:47:54: >Vee giggles at LadySilver
13:47:56: >Coraal nods to Sil
13:47:58: LadySilver: it doesnt have the same effect on me no offense
13:47:58: LadySilver: i think you are lovely vee
13:48:24: >LadySilver smiles to her
13:48:29: Coraal: There is no question about her lovliness
13:48:36: Coraal: She just likes to make me blush
13:48:40: >Coraal winks at Vee again
13:48:43: You Say: well THANK you honey! least somebody preciates!
13:48:44: >Vee giggles
13:48:47: Coraal: And you wonder why I call you "trouble"
13:48:57: Coraal: Honestly
13:48:58: >Coraal chuckles
13:49:03: >LadySilver smiles
13:49:08: You Say: aint no thing I could do to make YOU blush sweet cheeks
13:49:09: >Vee giggles
13:49:25: Coraal: Really?!?
13:49:25: LadySilver: i think its your sweet cheeks i stole vee
13:49:32: You Say: well
13:49:33: Coraal: As I recall, the sun had taken up residence over my entire body when you were tossing clothing off the other dream
13:49:41: You Say: there was that other day when I had to RUN to keep up with you, but you done did that on PURPOSE!
13:49:55: Ubiquitus: Heya Sis!
13:50:01: LadySilver: i called dreiko that several dreams back
13:50:04: >Coraal chokes
13:50:06: >Vee smiles radiantly and waves over to Ubiquitus


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