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Funnies

Post by Cianne » Tue May 31, 2016 2:19 am

Aileron had me in fits of giggles at my computer with this quick response...

I had accidentally hit the caps lock...

23:04:47: >Cianne NODS
23:04:47: >Cianne nods a bit more gently
23:04:54: Aileron: dont hurt your neck!!!
23:05:03: >Cianne laughs


It's the little things! :lol:
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Re: Funnies

Post by Cherokee » Wed Jun 15, 2016 4:34 am

01:37:15: Uthanatos: dear gods not the long one
01:37:19: blackthunder222: short
01:37:19: Terelius Ignium: I prefer the long.
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Re: Funnies

Post by Voxaroth » Wed Jun 15, 2016 11:29 am

<emote> poppygirl swirls into a golden shower as she is wisked away to the threshold
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Re: Funnies

Post by Tember » Thu Jun 16, 2016 11:48 pm

Liolira: shut the hell up Lace, no one asked your opinion you nasty old bag

:lol: :lol:
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Re: Funnies

Post by Cianne » Wed Jun 22, 2016 3:46 pm

Zaxun: "Now. I have work to do. Good day."
BladeSlayer: "So, should Purple Lace fail at whatever she is currently occupied with in Caudal, will she meet her demise?"
Zaxun: "I SAID GOOD DAY, SIR"
To me, that was the best bit from that entire evenings dialogue, I nearly spit out my coffee. :lol:

https://youtu.be/HaoySOGlZ_U
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Re: Funnies

Post by Cianne » Fri Jun 24, 2016 2:24 am

22:34:27: You have been given the dancing stick !!
22:34:30: You Say: ohh my very own...
22:34:35: >Cianne looks
22:34:36: >Arnaya begins stomping her foot to create a base rthym, then adds in a regular clap
22:34:36: You Say: dancing stick?
22:34:40: You Say: goes with my grumpy stick?
22:34:52: >Arnaya grins impishly at Cianne and Magnum
22:34:58: You Say: he's all about the sticks, bout the sticks, bout the sticks...
22:35:05: >Cianne dances
22:35:07: >Cianne grins back to Arny
22:35:12: >Magnum-425 laughs
22:35:14: >Arnaya bursts out laughing
22:35:15: >Uthanatos reaches into his pouch and pulls out a rediculously small ukelele which he starts strumming wildly
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Re: Funnies

Post by Cianne » Fri Jun 24, 2016 7:26 pm

16:03:39: >Grandma Jo snatches the mug, she sips quickly as her false teeth falls into the mug
16:03:40: Grandma Jo: oh youngin, can you help an olds lady out
16:03:58: >Grandma Jo points into the mug, her hand shakes
16:04:04: You Say: oh dear... damn choppers anywho
16:04:09: >Cianne hands Anasina a cloth napkin for Jo
16:04:49: >Grandma Jo holds the mug out towards Anasina "my coffee's gettin cold there youngins"
16:04:54: >Anasina gasps and nods, "Oh certainly!" and, caaarefully... reaches into the mug, pulling out the teeth, "Ooh, hot hot hot..." and offers Ms. Jo the napkin, "Another, for the teeth?"


LOVE this Grandma Jo character! Hilarious :lol:
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Re: Funnies

Post by Cianne » Thu Jun 30, 2016 4:15 am

00:18:24: You Say: this is a pet peeve of mine....
00:18:48: LadySilver: point taken
00:18:52: You Say: people disrupt meetings and events...
yet when they want to have one, if anyone would step out of line they would have a fit...right?
00:18:53: >Cianne grumbles
00:18:57:Rasputin: Oh... peeves make such good pets.
00:18:58: >Cianne laughs
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Re: Funnies

Post by Tember » Tue Jul 19, 2016 2:25 pm

poppygirl: yes, that loose legged parasite and her goons finally did what they set out to do, silver has left the city
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Re: Funnies

Post by Dina » Tue Jul 19, 2016 5:32 pm

Hmm posted twice, it was really funny I guess lol.
Last edited by Dina on Tue Jul 19, 2016 5:34 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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Re: Funnies

Post by Dina » Tue Jul 19, 2016 5:33 pm

:O hahaha, and it wasn't Dina that said it!
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Re: Funnies

Post by Butterfly » Thu Jul 21, 2016 1:06 am

BladeSlayer: I feel like I am in a room full of women, talking about getting wet... I need an adult.
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Uthanatos: I don't know what you are talking about, that's not a woman, it's an AJ
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Re: Funnies

Post by Ceyllynn » Thu Jul 21, 2016 12:33 pm

does aanyone have an old copy of luini's "my precious" routine?
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Re: Funnies

Post by Cianne » Fri Jul 22, 2016 7:09 pm

Hi Cey!!

Man, I remember that very well, classic UL moments. He was damn good.

I didn't find that, but this...

https://web.archive.org/web/19991012011 ... #temptress

Maybe he will come back some day, who knows! Maybe he already is and we just don't know it :)
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Re: Funnies

Post by Butterfly » Sat Jul 23, 2016 12:53 am

Uthanatos: and know that as a student of AJ you cantaloupe off with random berryfolk unless your just plum exhausted and have a super long honeydew list
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Re: Funnies

Post by kendo » Fri Jul 29, 2016 12:05 am

20:52:00: Anasina: Is it that long ??
20:52:31: Anasina: OH NO!!
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Re: Funnies

Post by Butterfly » Thu Aug 18, 2016 11:50 pm

Kailee: i will become 50 shade of crazy on your ass if you take my chaks!
Aileron: thats one more shade then she is right now
>Arnaya leans over, whispering loudly: "What do you mean become?" and winks playfully
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Re: Funnies

Post by Jones » Fri Sep 16, 2016 12:39 am

This is the funniest emote I have seen in awhile, I burst out laughing picturing it in my mind.

>Mortas Le Rouge pulls out a syringe and sucks some unknown substance from underneath his trenchcoat sneakily,
he injects his legs and takes off running holding onto his hat!
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Re: Funnies

Post by Inzoum » Fri Sep 16, 2016 3:25 am

Doctor Mortas Le Rouge is an absolutely fantastic character. You can tell whoever's playing him has a lot of experience creating a compelling character and completely nailed it on the hilarious creepy gentleman mad scientist factor. My interactions with him are few and split across different characters, but it's been a VERY enjoyable encounter on every occasion.

Kudos to Dr. Le Rouge!
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Re: Funnies

Post by Dina » Sun Sep 18, 2016 4:31 am

I seriously laughed out loud irl!

01:20:52: Calabosh SHOUTS: Pickle face Dina and your crew go home.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Funnies

Post by Cherokee » Sun Sep 18, 2016 4:52 am

Dina wrote:I seriously laughed out loud irl!

01:20:52: Calabosh SHOUTS: Pickle face Dina and your crew go home.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
That was hilarious, among a few other moments. :lol:
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Re: Funnies

Post by Cianne » Wed Sep 21, 2016 6:41 pm

Setting the stage...couple weeks ago, Cia wondered where a dreamer was who had not been seen in a really long time, the person she had asked replied that Pokemon was more important than dreaming, then left the room.



Corral: What is Pokemon?

Cianne: I'm not sure, I think it's some sort of disease.

Purple Lace: I hope he doesn't catch em all!


:lol:

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Re: Funnies

Post by Tember » Mon Sep 26, 2016 4:56 pm

<Inzoum> I found some ding-a-lings today at Bruges
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Re: Funnies

Post by Inzoum » Tue Sep 27, 2016 1:59 am

Tember wrote:<Inzoum> I found some ding-a-lings today at Bruges
Ahem. I believe the exact quote was:
<Inzoum> I found some chocolate ding-a-lings today in Bruges

... They also had chocolate coochies, so it's all fair really
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Re: Funnies

Post by Cianne » Sat Oct 08, 2016 1:54 am

The quest codex was inscribed by Cianne, for Em'et. It reads: There is a thing coming up called All Hallows Eve.. or Halloween on some shards.. for this holiday people tend to dress up in costumes..I will be needing a costume. Will you make one for me? It has to involve some sort of ears.. and I will wear it. Thanks! *c
Here is what ensued:
20:51:01: Em'et: Now, Wolfgar, lemme give you a bit of background on what's about to happen.
Em'et: Yesterdream, Cianne tasked me to create for her a costume, for an upcoming festival.
Em'et: But since this is for a mini for Deafen, she told me the costume had to be related to ears in some way.

>Em'et pulls from his pack a foam-fabric costume, entirely one-piece with a zipper in the back. It is shaped like an unshucked EAR of corn, with careful stitching to appear as though kernals of corn are just visible behind leafy protrustions.
20:54:06: You have been given the Corn Stalk!
(Cianne is now gold from head to toe with jade trim for "husks")

20:54:22: >Cianne groans...but a grin peeks through
20:54:27: Wolfgar: very......corny
20:54:28: >Cianne ughs
20:54:40: >Purple Lace smirks
20:55:57: >Cianne grudgingly steps into the costume
20:56:00: >Purple Lace points to Provenance
20:56:03: >Wolfgar grins
20:56:05: >Em'et chuckles.
20:56:11: >LadySilver giggles watching
20:56:25: Em'et: I present to you, for the first time ever, Cianne!
20:56:26: Em'et: As an ear of corn!
20:56:30: >LadySilver LAUGHS
20:56:38: >Purple Lace laughs and holds her sides at Cianne's outfit
20:56:40: >Em'et gestures wildly at Cianne in the costume.
20:56:41: >LadySilver applauds
20:56:53: >Cianne mumbles and spins..her arms out straight..she waddles slightly
20:56:55: >Purple Lace applauds also, very soundly
20:57:02: Wolfgar: a lucky man it will be that shucks that beauty aye?
20:57:08: >Em'et laughs.
20:57:12: >Cianne rolls her eyes
20:57:15: >LadySilver giggles to the paladin
20:57:22: Purple Lace: Wolfgar....it's too late now.
20:57:26: Wolfgar: we can add heat and watch her costume pop off
20:57:33: >Purple Lace laughs!
20:57:44: >Cianne tries to look grumpy, but bursts out laughing
20:59:27: Em'et: Now, to be fair, I also considered making an elephant costume. But this was way better.
20:59:33: Em'et: Elephants have HUGE ears!
21:00:05: >Cianne waddles around with her arms out straight
21:00:17: Em'et: Ah, what fun we have. Thanks for the mini, Cianne.
21:00:18: Purple Lace: That's great!
21:00:30: >Purple Lace tries not to fall over laughing
21:00:39: You Say: if I see someone with a stick of butter, I'm outta here!!!!
21:00:41: >Purple Lace laughs!
21:00:45: >Cianne laughs merrily
21:00:46: >Purple Lace falls over
21:00:48: >Em'et chuckles.
21:00:49: >LadySilver does the elephant stomp
21:00:54: >LadySilver dances
21:01:01: >LadySilver laughs
21:01:12: Purple Lace: Where's Zsa's ponies?
21:01:14: >Purple Lace looks around worriedly
21:01:22: Wolfgar: careful there Lady Silver...if you step on her, she will be.....wait for it
21:01:25: Wolfgar: creamed
21:01:28: >LadySilver points to wolfgar
21:01:32: >Purple Lace laughs
21:01:32: >Cianne laughs and laughs
21:01:33: Purple Lace: Cream of Cianne.
21:01:39: >LadySilver laughs!
21:01:44: LadySilver: he ate them
21:01:56: Wolfgar: corn meal?
21:02:05: LadySilver: no the ponies
21:02:15: Purple Lace: No grinding up the Cianne!
21:02:20: Wolfgar: that is a vicious rumour
21:02:23: LadySilver: i like rumors
21:02:32: >LadySilver giggles
21:02:45: Purple Lace: She needs to stay plump and delicious!
21:02:50: >Purple Lace nods nods nods
21:02:54: >Cianne chuckles
21:03:15: Purple Lace: my sides hurt
21:03:17: You Say: see now sparky would appreciate this, I may have to wear it until he dreams again
21:03:34: >Cianne giggles
21:03:37: Purple Lace: Aye! He needs to see this!
21:03:44: You Say: someone must draw a picture, this moment should not be wasted!
21:03:57: Em'et: Man, that color scheme really makes your halo almost seem yellow-green, almost gold, but not, but not quite jade either.
21:04:10: Purple Lace: it does...makes your halo almost yellow/green
21:04:16: You Say: a Gatemaster halo?!?
21:04:52: Em'et: I guess!
21:04:57: You Say: there's a novel idea!
21:04:58: Em'et: Or SoulKeeper!
21:05:03: Em'et: Good lord, that's an awesome title.
21:05:08: Em'et: SoulKeeper.
21:05:11: >Cianne waddles
21:05:19: >LadySilver giggles watchign cianne
21:05:34: Em'et: Pretty much anything combined with Keeper sounds awesome, DreamKeeper being the lamest of the three, but still awesome.
21:05:36: >Cianne tries to sit and her legs spring out stiffly in front of her as she tips slightly backwards
21:05:39: LadySilver: ohh dear be careful
21:05:56: Em'et: On the other hand, GateKeepers have only one option to have a focus name that isn't mocked. GateMaster is the only acceptable, not-mockable name there.
21:06:15: You Say: no kidding, this thing gets wet I'll never be able to move!
21:06:18: Em'et: GateSender, or especially GateSeer? That's silly.
21:06:22: >Cianne giggles
21:06:22: >LadySilver laughs
21:06:31: Em'et: Yeah, that'll soak up the water, Cianne.
21:06:34: Em'et: Carefull!
21:06:35: Em'et: Don't walk through EA Threshold.
21:06:53: >Wolfgar taps his chin thoughtfully
21:06:53: Em'et: Err... Basin Threshold, I suppose I should call it, for you lot.
21:12:24: >Cianne tries to stand and tumbles over, laying stiffly on the ground
21:12:40: You Say: crap
21:12:43: >Cianne tries to get up, rolling one way, then the other
21:13:04: LadySilver: that will take come getting use too
21:13:10: >LadySilver laughs
21:13:16: >Purple Lace blinks and starts laughing again
21:13:17: Wolfgar: corn roll
21:13:25: >Purple Lace laughs!
21:13:28: >LadySilver laughs to the paladin
21:13:47: >Cianne goes to her hands and knees, grasps the edge of the fountain then stands with much effort
21:13:49: >Cianne grumbles
21:13:56: Wolfgar: corn dog?
21:14:01: >Purple Lace falls over laughing
21:14:07: >Cianne laughs


An a-maize-ing cornucopia of one liners.. (Can't believe we missed those two)

:lol:
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